Pretty much the funniest attempt to get away with a crime, EVER!
-LEAH-
"MADRID, Spain — A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.
Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes, a local police official said from Burjassot.
"The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in suits, in nice clothes that look presentable. This guy was in everyday clothes that were wrinkled and dirty," the police official said.
"He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing," the officer said."
If you are going to do the crime...do the time! Running into a funeral home is not just disrespectful but stupid. Don't get me wrong, laying in a glass case and acting dead is a good idea to get away with a crime, but who in thier right mind would believe it?!?
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